Welcome to the world’s most exclusive anti-social network

Now accepting applications for a limited time, by invitation only. The application process is intentioanlly confusing, as we’re only looking to accept the most deserving applicants. You can find our application FAQ here.

Our Core Services

From initial concept to final execution, we’re here to guide you every step of the way.

Branding & Identity

Our team specializes in crafting compelling brand identities that resonate with your audience and stand the test of time.

Content Creation

We know that content is king in the digital age. From blog posts to videos, we create content that informs, entertains, and engages.

Event Planning

Whether it’s a product launch or a corporate event, our team is skilled in planning and promoting events that leave a lasting impression.

Social Media Management

Navigating the world of social media can be daunting. Our approach is strategic, focused on growing your target audience.

Meet the Visionary Behind the Scenes

My name is Dave, you may know me better as Killer Dave, or perhaps Steve (that’s not my name). My inspiration for creating this platform is the vapid self-indulgent behavior prevalent on every social network in existince. I describe myself as a visionary, partially because that was the default tite of this section, but also becaue “vision is scary, could start a revolution…” -Eminem


My mission is to normalize being different. Not the same different as everyone else, really different. Think The Twinkie Squad “every now and then a blob of something different comes along…” Exceptional people need not apply (you can try, but you’ll likely fail…get used to it, this is the real world).

“Friends With No Benefits is the greatest anti-social network of our generation, Facebook sucks and Tik Tok is for pinko commies.”

Abraham Lincoln

Theatre Enthisiast

Start Your Creative Journey Today

We’re here to listen, collaborate, and drive your vision forward. Whether it’s through an email, a phone call, or a visit to our office, initiating a conversation is the first step towards unparalleled creative success.

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